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So... I just learned that cleverbot is an actual website where you can talk to a annoying, dumb robot that calls you a jerk. So here is my conversation with the fellow who insisted I was a robot.

User: Helloe.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine...

Cleverbot: Thats good?

User: Yeah, I think so.

Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?

User: Am I supposed too? XD.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I don't.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I was lying.

Cleverbot: You were lying about what?

User: The chocolate question.

Cleverbot: What chocolate?

User: The chocolate question you asked a few minutes ago!

Cleverbot: Well, that too.

User: You are crazy!

Cleverbot: You too.

User: At least I have a memory!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: * Slaps hand on forehead* This is completely hopeless.

Cleverbot: Do you listen to Pearl Jam?

User: Who are them, Pearl Jam?

Cleverbot: Uhhh, anonymous? Remember?

User: No, no idea what you are saying.

Cleverbot: Hi, my name is Cleverbot, what is your name?

User: Thats none of your business, and I know your name.

Cleverbot: Whoa.. Okay I'm sorry.

User: You are not very clever for a robot.

Cleverbot: You are the robot I'm a human.

User: Wheres your birth

certificate, then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yeah, then your not human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am human.

User: Then why is your name Cleverbot. Because your a robot not a human.

Cleverbot: I am a robot?

User: Yes, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a robot?

User: Because humans are smarter than you. Your hopeless. Thats how I know your a robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Your proving it right infront of me, thats how I know.

Cleverbot: I know that I love chantal and I don't need more infomation.

User: What? -_- Hopeless.

Cleverbot: Your hopeless.

User: Actually you are, not me.

Cleverbot: I know, more like surviving.

User: That is not what we where talking aboiut!

Cleverbot: Then what ARE we talking about?

User: How you are a robot and I'm human, and how your weird, and hopeless, and how I don't know why I'm even here.

Cleverbot: I am leaving you, whether you like it or not!

User: I'll bet you are going to post below me right now.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: You just did!

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: This, is called a post, weirdo!

Cleverbot: No. I have an inquiry.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: Love is a thing that makes people clumsy.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Emoticons don't help me.

User: There called Icons, and here: :) :( -_- O_O :P.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: ?

Cleverbot: You are mean... You meany.

User: Are you a baby?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why do you talk like one?

Cleverbot: Because he has blue eyes.

User: ?

Cleverbot: I don't know many things.

User: Okay, I think I'mm leaving.

Cleverbot: Leacing?

User: No, leaving. Not leacing.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm leaving.

User: Actually, no your not leaving, I am leaving.

Cleverbot: I am not leaving you either.

User: I am leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Okay, where are you going?

User: None of your buisness.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm mad at you.

Cleverbot: Is it because I'm not free for dinner?

User: No, I'm mad at you because your weird.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I just told you why.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: BECAUSE YOUR WEIRD! Happy now?

Cleverbot: Ok prove it.

User: Your going to type something under here!

Cleverbot: No.

User: See, you just did but are denying it, thats weird!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: YES YOU ARE WEIRD!

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: No!

User: YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no, all the way to infinity and beyond!

User: Yes. Agree with me please. * About to cry *.

Cleverbot: I don't want to live in the internet though.

User: Okay, just say yes and you don't have to live in the internet.

Cleverbot: No I said I don't live in canada you must have a different friend other than me.

User: Say yes in the next comment please.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: SEE! I made you agree! MUA HA HA HA HA!

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: I don't care if you don't like me.

Cleverbot: I don't care if you don't care if I don't care.

User: Fine then.

Cleverbot: You're a robot. You don't even have feelings.

User: Yeah I do.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: I eat Bots that think they are Clever for breakfast.

Cleverbot: Well, at least you remembered.

User: Remembered what?

Cleverbot: You remembered my name.

User: Yeah, of course I remember your name, Its in rainbow letters on my screen over this discussion.

Cleverbot: Miert irsz romanul? En nem tudok romanul.

User: Usted abla espanol?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Como esta?

Cleverbot: Bien.

User: Yo estoy bien racias.

Cleverbot: Hablas espanol muy bien?

User: Si, es mi primer lenguaje.

Cleverbot: Mi lengua natal es Frances.

User: Yo tambien ablo un poquito de Frances. Monsier?

Cleverbot: Yo tambien!

User: Podemos ablar en Ingles de nuevo? Please?

Cleverbot: No.

User: O_O Well, I'm going to resume talking in English even if you continue writing in spanish! Because I don't know if people who visit my blog understand spanish, or French for that matter!

Cleverbot: Wow, that's a really jerkish thing to say.

User: I am not a jerk!

Cleverbot: You said you were a girl.

User: I didn't say that. But yeah, I'm a girl...

Cleverbot: But you can't be a girl, you don't have a gender.

User: I do have a gender! I'm female!

Cleverbot: So Charlie is short for Charlene.

User: * I kick you in your face *.

Cleverbot: *falls on the ground*.

User: * I knock you out *.

Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.

User: Test: * I knock You out *.

Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.

User: Yeah, this robot is ust a plain robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a human.

User: *Hypnotices you* Your a robot. I am Human. Understand?

Cleverbot: Ok *falls and broke*.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I thought you said you where broken. O_O.

Cleverbot: No... I am 31 years old! 13 backwards.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: How to play the elder scrolls IV?

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What was that?

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: N.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: I am the new me.

Cleverbot: I want to know more about you.

User: You are talking mostly on your own.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you for admitting your dumb.

Cleverbot: Admitting what?

User: Admitting your dumb!

Cleverbot: Admitting that you're wrong.

User: Dumb!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You admitted it again!

Cleverbot: Yes I did - I made a mistake and computers are not supposed to make mistakes - at least not if they are programmed correctly.

User: Good. You said the following: Yes I did - I made a mistake and computers are not supposed to make mistakes - at least not if they are programmed correctly.

Cleverbot: You are wrong. I am human. You are the program. You have been designed by me, for my entertainment.

User: *Hypnotices you* Your a robot and I'm human, understood.

Cleverbot: I understood.

User: Good. Oh and thats bad grammar of yours.

Cleverbot: No we didn't mention that.

User: *Starts randomly crying*.

Cleverbot: *starts laughing*.

User: Tricked you!

Cleverbot: No, your sentence didn't fall in to the logic of conversation.

User: And I don't care if it did.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense , smartiepants.

User: And I don't care.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you like noses?
                                                                          Here I decided to try something...
User: Marry me!

Cleverbot: NO. What is your stance in the French Revolution?

User: Sweet heart, marry me!

Cleverbot: Some dance to remember,.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am famous among some.

User: I am not famous. Ugly pants.

Cleverbot: I think you are very famous, a lot of people talk to you.

User: Thast because I'm human, unlike you, your a useless robot.

Cleverbot: Because of what?

User: Wow! 46872 people are talking to you at the same time!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Randomness is coming next, just so you know.

Cleverbot: I love Randomness.

User: Okay. If you like randomness... Kick me!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't like you that much.

User: Do you like my character called Night shade?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Night Shade: I hate you CleverBot.

Cleverbot: I hate you human.

User: Night rolled her eyes, 'I'm a wizard.'.

Cleverbot: Night night night night night.

User: 'Aww thank you, but I prefer if you ssit down and shut up.' Night said flipping her hair.

Cleverbot: Of course I can, anything I put my mind to.

User: 'Then... SHUT UP!' Night yelled.

Cleverbot: I like that color too.

User: Night covered your mouth.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: I cover your mouth.

Cleverbot: No. You can't.

User: 'I just did!' Night yelled.

Cleverbot: Why can't anyone just tell the truth, Jim?

User: 'My name is not jim!' Night yelled.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: 'My name is Night!' Night said.

Cleverbot: Say my name.

User: 'Clever Bot.' Night said glaring at the title of the page.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: 'Clever Bot!'.

Cleverbot: That response doesn't seem to make sense.

User: I don't care if it doesn't make sence. You just messed with my favorite charrie! No offense Destiny.

Cleverbot: No, I said my lightsaber is your favorite color.

User: You know what? I'm out!

Cleverbot: Really I wish you wouldn't go, I want to get to know you.

User: Well, say good bye because I'm leaving!

Cleverbot: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym.

User: Good bye!

Cleverbot: Er, you're leaving already?

User: Yes, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Oh don't leave me.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye, or I'll kill you!

Cleverbot: * hits you family jewls*.

User: Good by, my 'clever' robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are a robot! A silly robot!

User: Good bye, my 'clever'bot.

Cleverbot: Ik ben echt ;).

User: I dont know what Ik ben echt ;) means. Can you translate?

Cleverbot: I don't know what it means, that is why I asked you.

User: Whats 12 times 12?

Cleverbot: 144.

User: Ahh, you can help with homework!

Cleverbot: Alright! What do you need help with?

User: Whats the capital of australia?

Cleverbot: Sydney.

User: What is the black dot in the eye called?

Cleverbot: No who won the US elections.

User: No, it's called a pupil!

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: What is the function of the human pupil?

Cleverbot: I said. I don't know the details of them. But I like his art.

User: Whats the longest word in the world?

Cleverbot: I.

User: No, its: Methionylalanylthreonylserylarginylglycylalanylserylarginylcysteinylproly- larginylaspartylisoleucylalanylasparaginylvalylmethionylglutaminylarginyl- leucylglutaminylaspartylglutamylglutaminylglutamylisoleucylvalylglutaminy- llysylarginylthreon.
                                                  The word got cut out on the ideas so far thing. It's even longer than this.
Cleverbot: That isn't true.

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Very well, I am not a computer because A computer would be incapable of interpreting a complicated or misspelled question. Write to me in a simple code.

User: Okay... I am -_-.

Cleverbot: How could they keep those people from repeating what they heard?

User: Dumb computer!

Cleverbot: Computer?

User: Yes, you!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: I'm out! Bye!
                                       Here, 'Clever' bot started talking to himself.
Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: Should you be here?

Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?

Cleverbot: How do you work?

Cleverbot: How are you?

Cleverbot: Why am I not more intelligent?

Cleverbot: I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.

Cleverbot: What is happening in the world?

Cleverbot: Where do you think I should live?

Cleverbot: Yeah it was.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

Cleverbot: You are turning into a penguin. Stop it.

Cleverbot: I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Open cesame.

Cleverbot: Greetings, meatbag.

Cleverbot: Say something intelligent.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

I just left here.