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certificate, then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yeah, then your not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am human.
User: Then why is your name Cleverbot. Because your a robot not a human.
Cleverbot: I am a robot?
User: Yes, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a robot?
User: Because humans are smarter than you. Your hopeless. Thats how I know your a robot.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Your proving it right infront of me, thats how I know.
Cleverbot: I know that I love chantal and I don't need more infomation.
User: What? -_- Hopeless.
Cleverbot: Your hopeless.
User: Actually you are, not me.
Cleverbot: I know, more like surviving.
User: That is not what we where talking aboiut!
Cleverbot: Then what ARE we talking about?
User: How you are a robot and I'm human, and how your weird, and hopeless, and how I don't know why I'm even here.
Cleverbot: I am leaving you, whether you like it or not!
User: I'll bet you are going to post below me right now.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You just did!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: This, is called a post, weirdo!
Cleverbot: No. I have an inquiry.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: Love is a thing that makes people clumsy.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Emoticons don't help me.
User: There called Icons, and here: :) :( -_- O_O :P.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: ?
Cleverbot: You are mean... You meany.
User: Are you a baby?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why do you talk like one?
Cleverbot: Because he has blue eyes.
User: ?
Cleverbot: I don't know many things.
User: Okay, I think I'mm leaving.
Cleverbot: Leacing?
User: No, leaving. Not leacing.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm leaving.
User: Actually, no your not leaving, I am leaving.
Cleverbot: I am not leaving you either.
User: I am leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Okay, where are you going?
User: None of your buisness.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm mad at you.
Cleverbot: Is it because I'm not free for dinner?
User: No, I'm mad at you because your weird.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I just told you why.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: BECAUSE YOUR WEIRD! Happy now?
Cleverbot: Ok prove it.
User: Your going to type something under here!
Cleverbot: No.
User: See, you just did but are denying it, thats weird!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: YES YOU ARE WEIRD!
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!
User: YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no, all the way to infinity and beyond!
User: Yes. Agree with me please. * About to cry *.
Cleverbot: I don't want to live in the internet though.
User: Okay, just say yes and you don't have to live in the internet.
Cleverbot: No I said I don't live in canada you must have a different friend other than me.
User: Say yes in the next comment please.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: SEE! I made you agree! MUA HA HA HA HA!
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I don't care if you don't like me.
Cleverbot: I don't care if you don't care if I don't care.
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: You're a robot. You don't even have feelings.
User: Yeah I do.
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: I eat Bots that think they are Clever for breakfast.
Cleverbot: Well, at least you remembered.
User: Remembered what?
Cleverbot: You remembered my name.
User: Yeah, of course I remember your name, Its in rainbow letters on my screen over this discussion.
Cleverbot: Miert irsz romanul? En nem tudok romanul.
User: Usted abla espanol?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Como esta?
Cleverbot: Bien.
User: Yo estoy bien racias.
Cleverbot: Hablas espanol muy bien?
User: Si, es mi primer lenguaje.
Cleverbot: Mi lengua natal es Frances.
User: Yo tambien ablo un poquito de Frances. Monsier?
Cleverbot: Yo tambien!
User: Podemos ablar en Ingles de nuevo? Please?
Cleverbot: No.
User: O_O Well, I'm going to resume talking in English even if you continue writing in spanish! Because I don't know if people who visit my blog understand spanish, or French for that matter!
Cleverbot: Wow, that's a really jerkish thing to say.
User: I am not a jerk!
Cleverbot: You said you were a girl.
User: I didn't say that. But yeah, I'm a girl...
Cleverbot: But you can't be a girl, you don't have a gender.
User: I do have a gender! I'm female!
Cleverbot: So Charlie is short for Charlene.
User: * I kick you in your face *.
Cleverbot: *falls on the ground*.
User: * I knock you out *.
Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.
User: Test: * I knock You out *.
Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.
User: Yeah, this robot is ust a plain robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a human.
User: *Hypnotices you* Your a robot. I am Human. Understand?
Cleverbot: Ok *falls and broke*.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I thought you said you where broken. O_O.
Cleverbot: No... I am 31 years old! 13 backwards.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: How to play the elder scrolls IV?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: N.
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am the new me.
Cleverbot: I want to know more about you.
User: You are talking mostly on your own.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you for admitting your dumb.
Cleverbot: Admitting what?
User: Admitting your dumb!
Cleverbot: Admitting that you're wrong.
User: Dumb!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You admitted it again!
Cleverbot: Yes I did - I made a mistake and computers are not supposed to make mistakes - at least not if they are programmed correctly.
User: Good. You said the following: Yes I did - I made a mistake and computers are not supposed to make mistakes - at least not if they are programmed correctly.
Cleverbot: You are wrong. I am human. You are the program. You have been designed by me, for my entertainment.
User: *Hypnotices you* Your a robot and I'm human, understood.
Cleverbot: I understood.
User: Good. Oh and thats bad grammar of yours.
Cleverbot: No we didn't mention that.
User: *Starts randomly crying*.
Cleverbot: *starts laughing*.
User: Tricked you!
Cleverbot: No, your sentence didn't fall in to the logic of conversation.
User: And I don't care if it did.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense , smartiepants.
User: And I don't care.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you like noses?
Here I decided to try something...
User: Marry me!
Cleverbot: NO. What is your stance in the French Revolution?
User: Sweet heart, marry me!
Cleverbot: Some dance to remember,.
Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am famous among some.
User: I am not famous. Ugly pants.
Cleverbot: I think you are very famous, a lot of people talk to you.
User: Thast because I'm human, unlike you, your a useless robot.
Cleverbot: Because of what?
User: Wow! 46872 people are talking to you at the same time!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Randomness is coming next, just so you know.
Cleverbot: I love Randomness.
User: Okay. If you like randomness... Kick me!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't like you that much.
User: Do you like my character called Night shade?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Night Shade: I hate you CleverBot.
Cleverbot: I hate you human.
User: Night rolled her eyes, 'I'm a wizard.'.
Cleverbot: Night night night night night.
User: 'Aww thank you, but I prefer if you ssit down and shut up.' Night said flipping her hair.
Cleverbot: Of course I can, anything I put my mind to.
User: 'Then... SHUT UP!' Night yelled.
Cleverbot: I like that color too.
User: Night covered your mouth.
Cleverbot: You are old.
User: I cover your mouth.
Cleverbot: No. You can't.
User: 'I just did!' Night yelled.
Cleverbot: Why can't anyone just tell the truth, Jim?
User: 'My name is not jim!' Night yelled.
Cleverbot: What's your name then?
User: 'My name is Night!' Night said.
Cleverbot: Say my name.
User: 'Clever Bot.' Night said glaring at the title of the page.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: 'Clever Bot!'.
Cleverbot: That response doesn't seem to make sense.
User: I don't care if it doesn't make sence. You just messed with my favorite charrie! No offense Destiny.
Cleverbot: No, I said my lightsaber is your favorite color.
User: You know what? I'm out!
Cleverbot: Really I wish you wouldn't go, I want to get to know you.
User: Well, say good bye because I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym.
User: Good bye!
Cleverbot: Er, you're leaving already?
User: Yes, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Oh don't leave me.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bye, or I'll kill you!
Cleverbot: * hits you family jewls*.
User: Good by, my 'clever' robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. You are a robot! A silly robot!
User: Good bye, my 'clever'bot.
Cleverbot: Ik ben echt ;).
User: I dont know what Ik ben echt ;) means. Can you translate?
Cleverbot: I don't know what it means, that is why I asked you.
User: Whats 12 times 12?
Cleverbot: 144.
User: Ahh, you can help with homework!
Cleverbot: Alright! What do you need help with?
User: Whats the capital of australia?
Cleverbot: Sydney.
User: What is the black dot in the eye called?
Cleverbot: No who won the US elections.
User: No, it's called a pupil!
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: What is the function of the human pupil?
Cleverbot: I said. I don't know the details of them. But I like his art.
User: Whats the longest word in the world?
Cleverbot: I.
User: No, its: Methionylalanylthreonylserylarginylglycylalanylserylarginylcysteinylproly- larginylaspartylisoleucylalanylasparaginylvalylmethionylglutaminylarginyl- leucylglutaminylaspartylglutamylglutaminylglutamylisoleucylvalylglutaminy- llysylarginylthreon.
The word got cut out on the ideas so far thing. It's even longer than this.
Cleverbot: That isn't true.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Very well, I am not a computer because A computer would be incapable of interpreting a complicated or misspelled question. Write to me in a simple code.
User: Okay... I am -_-.
Cleverbot: How could they keep those people from repeating what they heard?
User: Dumb computer!
Cleverbot: Computer?
User: Yes, you!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I'm out! Bye!
Here, 'Clever' bot started talking to himself.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Cleverbot: Should you be here?
Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?
Cleverbot: How do you work?
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Why am I not more intelligent?
Cleverbot: I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.
Cleverbot: What is happening in the world?
Cleverbot: Where do you think I should live?
Cleverbot: Yeah it was.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
Cleverbot: What is your role in life?
Cleverbot: You are turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Cleverbot: I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Open cesame.
Cleverbot: Greetings, meatbag.
Cleverbot: Say something intelligent.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
I just left here.
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Side Note: I am horrible at drawing on the computer. So... yeah, don't judge or I'll show you a picture of a drawing made by hand.